So...I found this online and thought I'd share. It is hilarious/so true :)
The Truth About Girls....<3
-Midol is like crack. end of story.
-We love Ben & Jerry's more than you.
-We're always right even when we're wrong.
-It takes at least an hour to look this good.
-We'll never be too old for sleepovers.
-We must go to the bathroom in groups.
-We should never be used as objects.
-Sometimes is just quite never enough.
-"fine" never means anything good.
-We are not ashamed of crying.
-We wish boys still had cooties.
-Gossip isn't a sin. It is an art.
-Being "beautiful" is way better then being "hot"
-We have this thing called feelings - don't hurt them
-Behind EVERY b**ch there's a guy who made her that way
-Hoes over bros. no questions asked.
- we don't wake up looking pretty..it takes time and effort. for most.
- we need girls nights OFTEN...
- we hold grudges and we never forget things you say to us that hurt
-It doesn't matter who dumped who or why...whenever we see an ex with another girl , it will always bother us. not because we're not over you but just because we know we used to be that girl
- Makeup can hide so many things from puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart
- no guy wants to marry a whore... well no good girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs, or imply anything about our weight being too much or too little, just don't do it.
- our eyes are located in our heads, not our chest
-Our three favorite words: Let's go shopping.
-We win the arguments.
-We love our best friends more than our boyfriends.
-We create drama.
-We forgive but don't forget.
-"Luv ya" isn't the same as "love you".
-We love to cuddle.
-If you take our chocolate, we will get ugly.
-Never mess with us while we're PMSing.
-We love the little things.
-We love to sing in the shower.
-We travel in packs.
-My heels may look hot but they hurt like crap.
-We are never to old to play "dress up".
1 comment:
i love this! so true.
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